Anonymous asked: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

smooth ass way to get a date 

literallyrad:

who was i before lady gaga

celebstarlets:

9/1/14 - Lady Gaga at LAX Airport.

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

whoredinarygirl:

petition to take away Perez Hilton’s ability to communicate with the outside world

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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