When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
9/1/14 - Lady Gaga at LAX Airport.
me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
petition to take away Perez Hilton’s ability to communicate with the outside world